“I am told that our chroniclers' practice of inventing speeches for great persons whose lives they write is unscholarly.”

When facts are insufficient, theorizing is ridiculous at best, misleading at worst.

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when looked at in the right way did not become still more complicated.

Making love in the morning got me through morning sickness. I found I could be happy and throw up at the same time.

I wanted to retire from all that, but I guess my breasts still have a career, and I'm just tagging along with them.

The bust of Colonel Sanders stands as a monument to cruelty and has no place in the Kentucky state Capitol.

I have two homes in Malibu, a home in Canada that I'm building, and I just love pouring my heart out into this part of my life.

Life can be cruel and uncomfortable at times. That doesn't define you. It's how we survive and create a colorful life with our experiences. Good and bad.

“My refrigerator is full of kale and greens. I can't imagine something greasy, or eating meat.”

“My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery work myself, and it's like therapy.”

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.