I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Humor is reason gone mad.
The secret to humor is surprise
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.