I suggest taking a high road and a little sense of humor and let things roll off your back. I think that's very important.
Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and with more real resignation to the necessary course of things, than any whining Christian ever dyed with pretended resignation to the will of God.
The process of elimination, combined with a modicum of common sense, will always assist us to arrive at the correct conclusion with the maximum of possible accuracy and the minimum of hard labor. Which being translated means: I guessed it.
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.
I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Humor is reason gone mad.
The secret to humor is surprise
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.