I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun.

"Hear what little Red-Eye saith: "Nag, come up and dance with death!"

No one ever told me i was pretty when i was a little girl. all little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't

I have this one little saying, when things get too heavy just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man.

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.

A little learning, indeed, may be a dangerous thing, but the want of learning is a calamity to any people.