Hell, I've always like the man, he said now. "Until he became involved with my wife.

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who may was.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: That she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

“Here the voice told him truthfully what sort of wife he had wedded, and what she was doing in his absence.”

I really wanted to retire and rest and spend more time with my children, my grandchildren and of course with my wife.

Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human.

Confucius Say Wife Who Put Husband In Doghouse Soon Find Him In Cathouse.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.