You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
“I usually take a two hour nap from one to four”
"The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running."
"It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking."
“You can observe a lot by watching”
“I want to thank you for making this day necessary”
"It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."
"He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light."
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there."
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”
“It gets late early out here.”
“If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.”
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
“Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.”
“75% of baseball is mental the other half is phisical”
“If you don't know where you are going you will end up somewhere else”
“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.”
If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
“Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it's too crowded.”
“Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.”
“Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded.”