Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.
He wanted to be where no one would know who he was. He wanted to escape from himself.
There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the rich, and that is the poor.
The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
Each man kills the thing he loves.
I have learned this: it is not what one does that is wrong, but what one becomes as a consequence of it.
I drink to separate my body from my soul.
Each of us has heaven and hell in him.
Knowledge would be fatal. It is the uncertainty that charms one. A mist makes things wonderful.
I could deny it if I liked. I could deny anything if I liked.
Memory is the diary we all carry about with us.
You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know.
Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others.
I never change, except in my affections.
Sin is a thing that writes itself across a man's face. It cannot be concealed.
Life is not complex. We are complex. Life is simple, and the simple thing is the right thing.
I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays.
One has a right to judge a man by the effect he has over his friends.
I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.
Man is many things, but he is not rational.
I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.
The one charm about the past is that it is the past.
Punctuality is the thief of time.