The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.

“Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they're just like a schoolboy with a new girl.”

“I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors.”

It has long been a theory of mine and I am known, if I do say so, for my long theories that authors, generally speaking, are rotten letter writers.