You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

"It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking."

"It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there."

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”

“If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.”

“Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.”

“If you don't know where you are going you will end up somewhere else”

“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.”

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?