“When did ignorance become a point of view?”
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Look into your heart, you will find. There's nothin' there to hide.
Look into my eyes, you will see What you mean to me.
I draw on my memories but blended with a lot of fantasy.
With few words, one can speak the truth.
“Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life.”
“I'm working on a new album. I've written 30 songs, five of those are good, and three I really love.”
“Our surveillance team set up and watched this particular group install a card reader and a camera on the ATM machine.”
“I didn't have a manager, I didn't have a band, I was just a songwriter. But I needed to get my foot in the door, so I took the dollar.”
She says that her love for me would never die, but that would change if she found out about you and I.
To be a celebrity, I couldn't think of anything more cringe-worthy.
I do 100 shows a year, but I do it in fits and starts, as opposed to going on a long run.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
The world grew cheap, as worlds must.
When one thinks what one leaves in the world when one dies, Only silence is strong, - all the rest is but lies.
Life is a narrow valley, and the roads run close together.
Seward would inspire a cow with statesmanship if she understood our language.
Philosophy . . .consists chiefly in suggesting unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
The study of history is useful to the historian by teaching him his ignorance of women.
The tourist was the great conservative who hated novelty and adored dirt.