Don't touch me, I'm full of snakes.
It was like falling down an elevator shaft and landing in a pool full of mermaids.
In the absence of any other proof, the thumb alone would convince me of God's existence.
I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me.
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
What goes up must come down.
We build too many walls and not enough bridges.
Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.
To me there has never been a higher source of earthly honour or distinction than that connected with advances in science.
A word to the wise is infuriating.
Errors are not in the art but in the artificers.
It was one of those fine little love stories that can make you smile in your sleep at night.
No old Men (excepting Dr. Wallis) love Mathematics.
A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.
You better take care of me lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
There are worse things than being mad.
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
Forgive everyone for your own sins and be sure to tell them you love them which you do.
My eyes were glued on life and they were full of tears.
We agreed to love each other madly.