There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.

Live the full life of the mind, exhilarated by new ideas, intoxicated by the romance of the unusual.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.