I don't want to be your friend, baby. I am your friend.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Even four harnessed horses cannot bring imprudent words back into the mouth.
My life used to be full of everything. Now if you aren't with me I haven't a thing in the world.
I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
You won't do our things with another girl, or say the same things, will you.
The master said, “the gentleman does not serve as a vessel.
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Oh, darling, you will be good to me, won’t you? because we’re going to have a strange life.
If you did not do so for the sake of riches,you must have done so for the sake of novelty.
Keep right on lying to me. That's what I want you to do.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it: by confucius not andy warhol.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Wine is a grand thing," I said. "it makes you forget all the bad.
Learning without reflection is a waste. Reflection without learning is dangerous.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Anyone can find the switch after the lights are on.
If your desire is for good, the people will be good.
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humour and hurt.
Don't look for a black cat in a dark room, especially if it is not there...
I want you to be everything that's you, deep at the center of your being.
Without struggle there is no success