Knowledge makes a man unfit to be a slave.
Slaves are generally expected to sing as well as to work.
I would unite with anybody to do right and with nobody to do wrong.
Once you learn to read, you will be forever free.
There isn't any me. I'm you. don't make up a separate me.
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.
You won't do our things with another girl, or say the same things, will you.
Power concedes nothing without a demand. it never did and it never will.
Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
There isnt always an explanation for everything.
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
Cowards die a thousand deaths, but the brave only die once.
When men sow the wind it is rational to expect that they will reap the whirlwind.
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
To be poor without murmuring is difficult. To be rich without being proud is easy.
When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.
He who who says he can and he who says he can’t are both usually right.
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
At fifteen my mind was directed to study, and at thirty I knew where to stand.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Insanity is hereditary. You can catch it from your kids.
When we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves.