When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.

Be strict with yourself but least reproachful of others and complaint is kept afar.

Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.

People with virtue must speak out; people who speak are not all virtuous.

We should keep the dead before our eyes, and honor them as though still living.

Virtue is never left to stand alone. He who has it will have neighbors.

Frugality is founded on the principal that all riches have limits.

The people never give up their liberties but under some delusion.