America is a lonely crock of shit...
Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
We stopped in the unimaginable softness (293).
Government has no other end, but the preservation of property.
Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful.
Never index your own book.
Have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
I often wake up in the night, and I like to have something to think about.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
Use only that which works, and take it from any place you can find it.
The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
My only concern was to get home after a hard day's work.
Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go; little high, little low anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me To me.
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Our patience will achieve more than our force.
The soul selects her own society.
I've exercised with women so thin, buzzards followed them to their cars.
Science predicts that many different kinds of universe will be spontaneously created out of nothing. It is a matter of chance which we are in.
I offer nothing more than simple facts, plain arguments, and common sense.
The spirit of this country is totally adverse to a large military force.
In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.