Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have the exact measure of the injustice and wrong which will be imposed on them.

The progress of rivers to the ocean is not so rapid as that of man to error.

Let that which stood in front go behind, let that which was behind advance to the front, let bigots, fools, unclean persons, offer new propositions, let the old propositions be postponed.

I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Satan like a fisher, baits his hook according to the appetite of the fish.

If worthless men are sometimes at the head of affairs, it is, I believe, because worthless men are at the tail and the middle

Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.