Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-off at tedium and counter productivity.

On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the salt water off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.

I doubt whether classical education ever has been or can be successfully carried out without corporal punishment.

War against a foreign country only happens when the moneyed classes think they are going to profit from it.

Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings.

In the flush of love's light, we dare be brave. And suddenly we see that love costs all we are, and will ever be. Yet it is only love which sets us free.

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

My wife and I have five children; the reason we have five children is because we do not want six.

Those who cannot forgive others break the bridge over which they themselves must pass.

Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage. It can be delightful.

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.

Some people think luxury is the opposite of poverty. It is not. It is the opposite of vulgarity.

I cannot be awake for nothing looks to me as it did before, or else I am awake for the first time, and all before has been a mean sleep.

Misunderstandings and neglect occasion more mischief in the world than malice and wickedness.