When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams - they all have different names, but they all contain water. Just as religions do - they all contain truths.

I have no other view than to promote the public good, and am unambitious of honors not founded in the approbation of my country.

I am persuaded, you will permit me to observe, that the path of true piety is so plain as to require but little political direction.

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the U.S. Bureau of Wild Life.

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

Love is a fruit in season at all times and within reach of every hand.

The catholic and the communist are alike in assuming that an opponent cannot be both honest and intelligent.