My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

I have been up against tough competition all my life. I wouldn't know how to get along without it.

A word spoken is a terrible thing when it suddenly utters what the heart has long allowed.

I never dwelt on the dark farcical furious real life of this roaring working world, wow.

Capital is money, capital is commodities. by virtue of it being value, it has acquired the occult ability to add value to itself. It brings forth living offspring, or, at the least, lays golden eggs.

What should young people do with their lives today? many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.

I was a chemistry major, but I'm always winding up as a teacher in english departments, so I've brought scientific thinking to literature. There's been very little gratitude for this.

Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries - for heavy ones they cannot.