How to make god laugh. Tell him your future plans.
If god exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
Ignorance is the curse of God; knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.
Where there is nothing, there is God.
I say to mankind, be not curious about god. for I, who am curious about each, am not curious about god - I hear and behold god in every object, yet understand god not in the least.
Where mercy, love, and pity dwell, there God is dwelling too.
I may be as bad as the worst, but, thank god, I am as good as the best.
THE WORD OF GOD IS THE CREATION WE BEHOLD.
It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man.
All sects are different, because they come from men; morality is everywhere the same, because it comes from God.
Nature and nature’s laws lay hid in night: god said, let newton be! and all was light.
I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just; that his justice cannot sleep forever.
God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
Of more worth is one honest man to society and in the sight of God, than all the crowned ruffians that ever lived.
The God who gave us life, gave us liberty at the same time.
Not only does god play dice, but... he sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen.
“never's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh.”
"God has always given me the strength to say what is right... I had the strength of God and my ancestors with me"
God is the name people give to the reason we are here. but I think that reason is the laws of physics rather than someone with whom one can have a personal relationship. An impersonal god.
God not only plays dice, but also sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen.
“That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.”
The end of life is to be like god, and the soul following god will be like him.