If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
The status quo sucks.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Whatever happened to “In victory, magnanimity; in defeat, defiance.” So said Frederick the Great.
Thinking is the hardest work of all, and that's why so few of us do it.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
Sports fans eat shit.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it.
Fuck rational thought.
Sports fans eat shit.
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.
I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.
You can prick your finger ... Just don't finger your prick.
How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes...dies.
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.