I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.