My witness is the empty sky.
Will you love me in december as you do in may?
I don't know, i don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.
Don't use the phone. People are never ready to answer it. Use poetry.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess.
A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true.
And to every action there is always an equal and opposite or contrary, reaction.
Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things.
Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion.
What we know is a drop, what we don't know is an ocean.
Men build too many walls and not enough bridges.
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants.
The best teacher is experience and not through someone's distorted point of view.
Happiness consists in realizing it is all a great strange dream
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.