Not till we are completely lost or turned around... Do we begin to find ourselves.
Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty.
Quality means doing it right when no one is looking.
One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it.
Don't find fault, find a remedy.
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.
It is not the employer who pays the wages. employers only handle the money. it is the customer who pays the wages.
Even a mistake may turn out to be the one thing necessary to a worthwhile achievement.
If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself.
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
There is joy in work. there is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something.
Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
Fuck rational thought.
Sports fans eat shit.
I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
I had three chairs in my house; one for solitude, two for friendship, three for society.
There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root.
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
I say, beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.