Exercise is bunk. if you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick you should not take it.
Most people spend more time and energy going around problems than in trying to solve them.
Cannot possibly attend first night. Will attend second, if there is one.
Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad.
Better see rightly on a pound a week than squint on a million.
A mind of the calibre of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.
Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
History is more or less bunk.
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
My specialty is being right when other people are wrong.
What's the use of a fine house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
It's not worth our while to let our imperfections disturb us always.
whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
We must reform society before we can reform ourselves.
An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.
He who has never hoped can never despair.
This world is but a canvas for our imagination.
Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.
The language of friendship is not words, but meanings.
Any fool can make a rule and any fool will mind it.
Things do not change; we change.
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.