A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.
My greatest skill in life has been to want but little.
How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book.
Only that day dawns to which we are awake. There is more day to dawn. The sun is but a morning star.
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things which he can afford to let alone..
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.
We must reform society before we can reform ourselves.
I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.
He who has never hoped can never despair.
I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.
Give a man health and a course to steer. And he’ll never stop to trouble about whether he’s happy or not.
I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn’t really hurt.
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
A mind of the calibre of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.
Tits always look better in a pink sweater.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.