When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

Give a man health and a course to steer. And he’ll never stop to trouble about whether he’s happy or not.

I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.

Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn’t really hurt.

A mind of the calibre of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.