Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.
If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.
I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. the fearful are caught as often as the bold.
Toleration is the greatest gift of the mind; it requires the same effort of the brain that it takes to balance oneself on a bicycle.
Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings.
I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble.
No matter how dull, or how mean, or how wise a man is, he feels that happiness is his indisputable right.
Of all the senses, sight must be the most delightful.
Their pooled emotions wouldn’t fill a teaspoon.
You can’t take it with you, and even if you did, it would probably melt.
You were perfectly fine.
Tell him i'm fucking busy-- or vice versa
My own dear love, he is all my world - and I wish I'd never met him.
We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough.
I know that ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
Knowledge is love and light and vision.
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it
The swiss are a neat and an industrious people, none of whom is under seventy-five years of age