They say of me, and so they should, it's doubtful if I come to good.
Of course i talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and i appreciate an intelligent audience.
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.
We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world.
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart.
Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Humor is reason gone mad.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
It isn't necessary to have relatives in kansas city in order to be unhappy.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world.
Its good to live alone than to live in a bad company.
A bad war is fought with a good mind.
Let your heart feel for the afflictions and distress of everyone.