It may be possible to gild pure gold, but who can make his mother more beautiful?
Whoever despises himself nonetheless respects himself as one who despises.
Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.
The lie is a condition of life.
The bad gains respect through imitation, the good loses it especially in art.
Fanatics are picturesque, mankind would rather see gestures than listen to reasons.
Experience, as a desire for experience, does not come off. we must not study ourselves while having an experience.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.
Women and elephants never forget.
The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
Meow” means “woof” in cat.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
War does not decide who is right but who is left.
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.