“As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn, The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!”

Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called conscience.

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?