Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.

But what is liberty without wisdom, and without virtue? It is the greatest of all possible evils.

Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones.

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed

Religious persecution may shield itself under the guise of a mistaken and over-zealous piety.

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.

Society is a partnership of the dead, the living and the unborn.

No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear.

It is generally, in the season of prosperity that men discover their real temper, principles and design.

No man had ever a point of pride that was not injurious to him.

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors.

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

I am not going to give in to people who try to exploit me because of my celebrity status.

You don’t reinvent yourself; you get better with what you do.

Things are old. parts are old. I’m talking about ‘us’ parts. AARP-parts. some of us were born with stronger parts than others.

People say to me, ‘do you know who you look like?’ and I say, ‘I’m really tired of looking like that guy.

I don’t see much comedy in the bible, where people are writing about funny people. it’s not there.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

At the very least marriage is a miscarriage of expectation, at its worst a wrenching disappointment with destiny.