I'm sorry." Now the dentist pulls out a needle. This is to deaden the pain.

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.

Only people as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

Decide that you want it more than you're afraid of it.

I don't know the key to success.But the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Parents are not interested in justice — They want quiet !

I never wanted a divorce. I hate that word. My ideal was to get married once and for all.

He never felt loneliness except when he was happy.

Don’t take me home until I’m drunk. Until I’m very drunk, indeed.