Humour is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of surprises.
As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
Written on her tombstone: I told you I was sick.
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
The truth I do not dare to know I muffle with a jest.
When humour goes, there goes civilization.
All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Tell the truth, but tell it slant.
Truth is so rare that it is delightful to tell it.
Fashion is architecture.
Only those with no memory insist on their originality.
Hard times arouse an instinctive desire for authenticity.
Youth is something very new: twenty years ago no one mentioned it.
If a man speaks badly about all women, it usually means he was burned by one woman.
A woman has the age she deserves.
It is always better to be slightly under dressed.
Hard times arouse an instinctive desire for authenticity.
Fashion fades, only style remains the same.
We set ourselves to bite the hand that feeds us.
If you're sad, add more lipstick and attack. Men hate women who weep
As long as you know most men are like children, you know everything.
Simplicity is the key of elegance.