One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
Words are but symbols for the relations of things to one another and to us; nowhere do they touch upon absolute truth.
Not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, does the enlightened man dislike to wade into its waters.
Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies.
In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence and loathing seizes him.
It is not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, that the lover of knowledge is reluctant to step into its waters.
Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for courage.
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Words are but symbols for the relations of things to one another and to us; nowhere do they touch upon absolute truth.
Mystical explanations are thought to be deep; the truth is that they are not even shallow.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgement slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.