We have art in order not to die of the truth.
All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.
On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow.
For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
Children make your life important.
The life of a nation is secure only while the nation is honest, truthful, and virtuous.
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humour and hurt.
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
A child needs your love the most when he deserves it least.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
She's as funny as a toothache.
There was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids.
I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.