I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.
Meow” means “woof” in cat.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing, and doing it very well, ever loses his self-respect.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.