I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
It isn't necessary to have relatives in kansas city in order to be unhappy.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.