If you must be indiscrete, be discrete in your indiscretion.
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
People always more and more foolish, unless they take care to grow wiser and wiser.
Death is to life as heaven is to hell they're both dependent on each other.
Buenos amigos, buenos libros y una consciencia dormida; esa es la vida ideal.
An awkward, unscientific lie is often as ineffectual as the truth.
The weakest of all weak things is a virtue which has not been tested in the fire.
The welshman allowed it to eat into the vitals of his visitors.
The average man don't like trouble and danger.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
Loyalty to a petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
Let us change the tense for convenience
Today I will find strength in my weakness
If we never lied,there would be nothing to remember
Know the rules of the house
All emotion is involuntary when genuine
Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth
The billiard table is better than the doctor
My complaint simply concerns the decay of the _art_ of lying.
Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul