Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
Mark Twain was the pen name of Samuel Langhorne Clemens, and he was one of the greatest American authors and humorists of the late nineteenth and early twentieth century. While many people know Mark Twain stories, you may not know as much information about the life of Mark Twain. The details of his childhood and life show a character with many accomplishments.
How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.
You can't throw too much style into a miracle.
If you must be indiscrete, be discrete in your indiscretion.
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
People always more and more foolish, unless they take care to grow wiser and wiser.
Death is to life as heaven is to hell they're both dependent on each other.
Buenos amigos, buenos libros y una consciencia dormida; esa es la vida ideal.
An awkward, unscientific lie is often as ineffectual as the truth.
The weakest of all weak things is a virtue which has not been tested in the fire.
The welshman allowed it to eat into the vitals of his visitors.
The average man don't like trouble and danger.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
Loyalty to a petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.