I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
It’s called the American Dream, 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it.
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have assholes on three sides of you.
Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.
I don’t have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.
Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
Enthusiasm is a supernatural serenity.
Every path but your own is the path of fate. Keep on your own track, then.
If you want to be happy, be !
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after
If a plant cannot live according to its nature, it dies; and so a man.
Thought is the sculptor who can create the person you want to be.
I make myself rich by making my wants few.
To be awake is to be completely alive. I have never yet met a man who was quite awake.