The play was a great success.But audience was a dismal failure.

Cannot possibly attend first night. Will attend second, If there is one.

My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

Whenever you hear the phrase zero tolerance, remember, someone is bullshitting you.

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.