The tragedy in a man’s life is what dies inside of him while he lives.
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.
I have, as it were, my own sun and moon and stars, and a little world all to myself.
Be resolutely and faithfully what you are; be humbly what you aspire to be.
Night is certainly more novel and less profane than day.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
A child of five could understand this. send someone to fetch a child of five.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
There is no man living who isn't capable of doing more than he thinks he can do.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.