Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
I have this one little saying, when things get too heavy just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man.
My hope and prayer is that everyone know and love our country for what she really is and what she stands for.
Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human voice to infuse them with deeper meaning.
Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness.
If a person doesn't change, there's something really wrong with him.
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw — I don't say she will, but she can.
The battle for women's rights has been largely won.
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
All progress is precarious, and the solution of one problem brings us face to face with another problem.
Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it.
My friends are my estate.
A slender acquaintance with the world must convince every man that actions, not words, are the true criterion of the attachment of friends.
Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.
Hypocrisy is only bad when it is improperly used.
My first wish is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Lips that taste of tears, they say, are the best for kissing.
The surest way to be happy is to seek happiness for others
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Bad laws make hard cases.