Well, there are some things a man just can’t run away from.

Be true to yourself, help others, make each day your masterpiece, make friendship a fine art, drink deeply from good books - especially the bible, build a shelter against a rainy day, give thanks for your blessings and pray for guidance every day.

No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good.

Adapt what is useful, reject what is useless, and add what is specifically your own.

I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival.

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around.

Truth is the beginning of every good to the gods, and of every good to man.

The harmonica is the world’s best-selling musical instrument. You’re welcome.

If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the world.

All fixed set patterns are incapable of adaptability or pliability. The truth is outside of all fixed patterns.

I don’t spend my hours worrying how to slip a social message into my act.

If I were dammed of body and soul, I know whose prayers would make me whole, mother o' mine o mother o' mine.