The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Let us change the tense for convenience
Today I will find strength in my weakness
If we never lied,there would be nothing to remember
All emotion is involuntary when genuine
Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth
My complaint simply concerns the decay of the _art_ of lying.
Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul
Most of the adventures recorded in this book really occurred.
Never let education get in the way of you learning.
Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
When in doubt tell the truth.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.