It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.
The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle. It really is.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
The last woman I was in was the status of liberty.
If god exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
The heart wants what it wants.
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
I can levitate birds. No one cares.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
If you're not failing every now and again, It's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.