Many, whose hearts are conquered by acute spite, roll out balanced tales from their own heart, which do not balance when you weigh words against deeds.

Not at all do I trust augurs, who enrich the ears of others, so that they can enrich their own homes with gold.

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”

“If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.”

“Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.”

“If you don't know where you are going you will end up somewhere else”

“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.”

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.