Murder is no better than cards if cards do the trick.
You are saying what is true, but you are not getting any further.
We must remember that the soul is but a hollow which god fills.
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.
Working with bill cosby was incredible. I was lucky to be a part of that.
Behind every great man is no one. The woman is 3 steps ahead.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Life is never stagnation. It is constant movement, un-rhythmic movement, as we as constant change. Things live by moving and gain strength as they go.
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
Life is wide, limitless. There is no border, no frontier.
Use only that which works, and take it from any place you can find it.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
There is “what is” only when there is no comparing and to live with “what is” is to be peaceful.
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
I am proud to be an american. Because an american can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do.
Life’s battles don’t always go to the stronger or faster man. But sooner or later the man who wins, is the man who thinks he can.
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough.
These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around.
In order to control myself I must first accept myself by going with and not against my nature.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.