Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
I wish neither to possess nor to be possessed. I no longer covet 'paradise'. More important, I no longer fear 'hell'.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
My style? You can call it the art of fighting without fighting.
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
Jeet Kune Do, you see, has no definite lines or boundaries — only those you make yourself.
There is hope for the future because god has a sense of humor and we are funny to god.
There is “what is” only when there is no comparing and to live with “what is” is to be peaceful.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Put 'going the extra mile' to work as part of one's daily habit.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Do not allow negative thoughts to enter your mind for they are the weeds that strange confidence.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope
Give up thinking as though not giving it up. Observe techniques as though not observing.
having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Defeat is a state of mind; no one is ever defeated until defeat has been accepted as a reality
My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
In life there are no Limits, only plateaus.
Only the self-sufficient stand alone - most people follow the crowd and imitate.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Practice makes perfect. After a long time of practising, our work will become natural, skill full, swift, and steady.