It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known.
It is a hopeless endeavour to attract people to a theatre unless they can be first brought to believe that they will never get in.
Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, Ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort.
A good uniform must work its way with the women, sooner or later.
There is a passion for hunting something deeply implanted in the human breast.
Life is like walking through Paradise with peas in your shoes.
In exchange for freedom of inquiry, scientists are obliged to explain their work.
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
How does it feel, how does it feel to be without a home, like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone.
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the vatican has overlooked.
Some people seem to fade away but then when they are truly gone, it's like they didn't fade away at all.
At the very least marriage is a miscarriage of expectation, at its worst a wrenching disappointment with destiny.
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
You just never know when and where to bite, blow, kiss, pat or rub. women should come with directions.
...In this ocean of hours I'm all the time drinking...
Women do not trust people of a foreign sex.
The longer you live, the better you get.
Camille and I do have many things in common besides our both being afraid of the children.
Don't follow leaders.
The experts on marriage, most of whom are divorced, like to say that marital fighting is good because it clears the air.
Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land where justice is a game.
Through all the years of my marriage, my love for camille, like my stomach, has steadily grown.
There's no liquor in the land that can stop your brain from bleedin.
In spite of what thomas jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.