You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan.

When it comes to the matters of religion, people take the sin of insincerity and intellectual incorrectness immediately.

“By altering his arrangements and changing his plans, he keeps the enemy without definite".

A single part of physics occupies the lives of many men, and often leaves them dying in uncertainty.

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.

Anything that won't sell, I don't want to invent. Its sale is proof of utility, and utility is success.

All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.

He cleanest expression is that which finds no sphere worthy of itself and makes one.

Whenever you hear the phrase zero tolerance, remember, someone is bullshitting you.